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S1E1 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Cartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's brother, all of them must find a way to bring the aliens back and confront them.
premiered on Wed, August 13, 1997
S1E2 Weight Gain 4000
Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.
premiered on Wed, August 20, 1997
The kids go hunting with the rather trigger happy Jimbo and Ned. Little do they know that a volcano is on the verge of erupting.
premiered on Wed, August 27, 1997
S1E4 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.
premiered on Wed, September 03, 1997
S1E5 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Kyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.
premiered on Wed, September 10, 1997
Grampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.
premiered on Wed, September 17, 1997
The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothera judged a costume contest.
premiered on Wed, October 29, 1997
S1E8 Starvin' Marvin
The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.
premiered on Wed, November 19, 1997
S1E9 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."
premiered on Wed, December 17, 1997
The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.
premiered on Wed, February 04, 1998
S1E11 Tom's Rhinoplasty
Stan develops a crush on a substitute teacher, which makes his girlfriend Wendy jealous. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison has plastic surgery.
premiered on Wed, February 11, 1998
Barbra Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.
premiered on Wed, February 18, 1998
S1E13 Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town.
premiered on Wed, February 25, 1998
S2E1 Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Terrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada.
premiered on Wed, April 01, 1998
S2E2 Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in.
premiered on Wed, April 22, 1998
S2E3 Ike's Wee Wee
Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony.
premiered on Wed, May 20, 1998
Mr. Barbrady goes back to school after it is discovered that he is illiterate. As he learns to read, a criminal is on the loose molesting all the chickens in South Park.
premiered on Wed, May 27, 1998
S2E5 Conjoined Fetus Lady
The people of South Park attempt to raise awareness of the school nurse's disability. Meanwhile, the boys travel to China to compete in a dodge ball championship.
premiered on Wed, June 03, 1998
S2E6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
The kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between "Jesus and Pals" and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.
premiered on Wed, June 10, 1998
S2E7 City on the Edge of Forever
As their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories.
premiered on Wed, June 17, 1998
S2E8 Summer Sucks
Summer at South park is not going well: fireworks are banned, and a giant ash snake is ravaging the countryside.
premiered on Wed, June 24, 1998
S2E9 Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.
premiered on Wed, August 19, 1998
The boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so that they could all get chickenpox.
premiered on Wed, August 26, 1998
S2E11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The boys investigate a mysterious conspiracy centered around the South Park Planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a TV commercial.
premiered on Wed, September 02, 1998
Stan builds a clubhouse so he can play truth or dare with Wendy. Meanwhile, he deals with his parents' unexpected divorce.
premiered on Wed, September 23, 1998
S2E13 Cow Days
All of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous.
premiered on Wed, September 30, 1998
S2E14 Chef Aid
The boys organize a music festival to raise money when Chef is sued by a record company.
premiered on Wed, October 07, 1998
Stan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman.
premiered on Wed, October 28, 1998
S2E16 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to Nebraska to spend Christmas with Eric's family. Meanwhile, Charlie Manson escapes from prison with Eric's uncle, and the boys help teach him the true meaning of Christmas.
premiered on Wed, December 09, 1998
A school assignment pairs the boys up with Tweek, a neurotic boy who claims that gnomes are stealing his underwear. Meanwhile, Tweek's father fights against a corporation that is stealing his business.
premiered on Wed, December 16, 1998
S2E18 Prehistoric Ice Man
Kyle and Stan fight over what to name a man they found frozen in ice from 1996. Meanwhile, the government attempts to steal the frozen man.
premiered on Wed, January 20, 1999
S3E1 Rainforest Shmainforest
The gang gets lost in the rain forest after going to Costa Rica with a singing tour.
premiered on Wed, April 07, 1999
S3E2 Spontaneous Combustion
Randy Marsh becomes a national hero after he discovers the reason why South Park residents are spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan have a plan to help Kyle's dad get a res-erection.
premiered on Wed, April 14, 1999
S3E3 The Succubus
The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.
premiered on Wed, April 21, 1999
A surviving breed of dinosaur is discovered in South Park, but no one but Cartman can stand them.
premiered on Wed, June 16, 1999
S3E5 Tweek vs. Craig
The boys pit two classmates against each other for entertainment. Meanwhile, Kenny takes a home ec class.
premiered on Wed, June 23, 1999
S3E6 Sexual Harassment Panda
South Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
premiered on Wed, July 07, 1999
S3E7 Cat Orgy
Cartman deals with an abusive babysitter, her boyfriend and a cat in heat when his mother goes to a party.
premiered on Wed, July 14, 1999
S3E8 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Stan is stuck playing with Butters and Pip at a party. Meanwhile, Randy and Gerald experiment with their sexuality.
premiered on Wed, July 21, 1999
Kenny comes with Kyle to Jewish Camp and almost witnesses the destruction of the Jewish faith.
premiered on Wed, July 28, 1999
S3E10 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
The rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.
premiered on Wed, October 27, 1999
The kids (But not Kyle) get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government.
premiered on Wed, November 03, 1999
S3E12 Hooked on Monkey Fonics
The boys have a hard time relating to two new students who have been home schooled.
premiered on Wed, November 10, 1999
S3E13 Starvin' Marvin in Space
The government tries to hunt down Starvin' Marvin after he steals an alien spaceship.
premiered on Wed, November 17, 1999
S3E14 The Red Badge of Gayness
A drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out.
premiered on Wed, November 24, 1999
S3E15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters.
premiered on Wed, December 01, 1999
S3E16 Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.
premiered on Wed, December 29, 1999
S3E17 World Wide Recorder Concert
The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.
premiered on Wed, January 12, 2000
S4E1 The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.
premiered on Wed, April 05, 2000
S4E2 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.
premiered on Wed, April 12, 2000
S4E3 Timmy 2000
A handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.
premiered on Wed, April 19, 2000
S4E4 Quintuplets 2000
The Marshes adopt a group of Romanian Quintuplets after they are orphaned in South Park. However, soon the Romanian government demands them back. Meanwhile, Kenny develops a talent for singing.
premiered on Wed, April 26, 2000
S4E5 Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.
premiered on Wed, June 21, 2000
S4E6 Cherokee Hair Tampons
Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.
premiered on Wed, June 28, 2000
S4E7 Chef Goes Nanners
Chef protests the racist South Park flag.
premiered on Wed, July 05, 2000
S4E8 Something You Can Do with Your Finger
Randy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.
premiered on Wed, July 12, 2000
S4E9 Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
The boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.
premiered on Wed, July 19, 2000
Cartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.
premiered on Wed, July 26, 2000
S4E11 4th Grade
The boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.
premiered on Wed, November 08, 2000
S4E12 Trapper Keeper
Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.
premiered on Wed, November 15, 2000
S4E13 Helen Keller! The Musical
Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.
premiered on Wed, November 22, 2000
Pip attends boarding school in an adaptation of "Great Expectations."
premiered on Wed, November 29, 2000
S4E15 Fat Camp
Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.
premiered on Wed, December 06, 2000
S4E16 The Wacky Molestation Adventure
The boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.
premiered on Wed, December 13, 2000
S4E17 A Very Crappy Christmas
When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film.
premiered on Wed, December 20, 2000
S5E1 It Hits the Fan
Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.
premiered on Wed, June 20, 2001
S5E2 Cripple Fight
The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.
premiered on Wed, June 27, 2001
S5E3 Super Best Friends
Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.
premiered on Wed, July 04, 2001
S5E4 Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.
premiered on Wed, July 11, 2001
S5E5 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.
premiered on Wed, July 18, 2001
Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.
premiered on Wed, July 25, 2001
S5E7 Proper Condom Use
Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.
premiered on Wed, August 01, 2001
The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.
premiered on Wed, August 08, 2001
S5E9 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.
premiered on Wed, November 07, 2001
S5E10 How to Eat with Your Butt
Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.
premiered on Wed, November 14, 2001
S5E11 The Entity
Kyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel.
premiered on Wed, November 21, 2001
S5E12 Here Comes the Neighborhood
A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.
premiered on Wed, November 28, 2001
S5E13 Kenny Dies
The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal disease. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.
premiered on Wed, December 05, 2001
S5E14 Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.
premiered on Wed, December 12, 2001
S6E1 Jared Has Aides
Inspired by a corporate spokesman's phenomenal weight loss, the Boys hatch a plan to get free food from their favorite restaurant by fattening Butters up.
premiered on Wed, March 06, 2002
The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.
premiered on Wed, March 13, 2002
S6E3 Freak Strike
The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with them.
premiered on Wed, March 20, 2002
S6E4 Fun with Veal
Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.
premiered on Wed, March 27, 2002
S6E5 The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.
premiered on Wed, April 03, 2002
S6E6 Professor Chaos
After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend.
premiered on Wed, April 10, 2002
S6E7 The Simpsons Already Did It
Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.
premiered on Wed, June 26, 2002
S6E8 Red Hot Catholic Love
Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.
premiered on Wed, July 03, 2002
S6E9 Free Hat
The boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from altering Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed.
premiered on Wed, July 10, 2002
S6E10 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.
premiered on Wed, July 17, 2002
S6E11 Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.
premiered on Wed, July 24, 2002
S6E12 A Ladder to Heaven
The boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a winning ticket Kenny had before he died. When their efforts are mistaken for an act of childhood innocence, a media circus ensues.
premiered on Wed, November 06, 2002
S6E13 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.
premiered on Wed, November 13, 2002
S6E14 The Death Camp of Tolerance
Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what.
premiered on Wed, November 20, 2002
S6E15 The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.
premiered on Wed, November 27, 2002
S6E16 My Future Self n' Me
A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.
premiered on Wed, December 04, 2002
S6E17 Red Sleigh Down
When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.
premiered on Wed, December 11, 2002
Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.
premiered on Wed, March 19, 2003
S7E2 Krazy Kripples
Jimmy and Timmy land in the middle of a gang war; Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle stay out of the way when stem cell research divides the town.
premiered on Wed, March 26, 2003
S7E3 Toilet Paper
The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for a bad grade. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.
premiered on Wed, April 02, 2003
S7E4 I'm a Little Bit Country
The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.
premiered on Wed, April 09, 2003
S7E5 Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.
premiered on Wed, April 16, 2003
S7E6 Lil' Crime Stoppers
After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.
premiered on Wed, April 23, 2003
S7E7 Red Man's Greed
South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.
premiered on Wed, April 30, 2003
S7E8 South Park Is Gay
Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.
premiered on Wed, October 22, 2003
S7E9 Christian Rock Hard
Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet.
premiered on Wed, October 29, 2003
S7E10 Grey Dawn
South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.
premiered on Wed, November 05, 2003
S7E11 Casa Bonita
When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.
premiered on Wed, November 12, 2003
S7E12 All About Mormons
Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.
premiered on Wed, November 19, 2003
S7E13 Butt Out
Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.
premiered on Wed, December 03, 2003
Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.
premiered on Wed, December 10, 2003
S7E15 It's Christmas in Canada
The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.
premiered on Wed, December 17, 2003
S8E1 Good Times with Weapons
The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.
premiered on Wed, March 17, 2004
S8E2 Up the Down Steroid
Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.
premiered on Wed, March 24, 2004
S8E3 The Passion of the Jew
Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.
premiered on Wed, March 31, 2004
S8E4 You Got F'd in the A
A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.
premiered on Wed, April 07, 2004
Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears and kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets even more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture 'the robot' to make it a weapon.
premiered on Wed, April 14, 2004
S8E6 The Jeffersons
Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. and local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man.
premiered on Wed, April 21, 2004
When people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, South Park residents accuse them of taking their jobs.
premiered on Wed, April 28, 2004
S8E8 Douche and Turd
Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.
premiered on Wed, October 27, 2004
S8E9 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
When a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.
premiered on Wed, November 03, 2004
A bully who was sent to juvenile hall in a misunderstanding is released, and comes looking for revenge.
premiered on Wed, November 10, 2004
S8E11 Quest for Ratings
The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings.
premiered on Wed, November 17, 2004
S8E12 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she can keep Butters as a pet.
premiered on Wed, December 01, 2004
S8E13 Cartman's Incredible Gift
Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations.
premiered on Wed, December 08, 2004
S8E14 Woodland Critter Christmas
Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he's helping them give birth to the Antichrist.
premiered on Wed, December 15, 2004
S9E1 Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman; Kyle gets surgery to become tall and black so he can play basketball; Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.
premiered on Wed, March 09, 2005
S9E2 Die Hippie, Die
Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.
premiered on Wed, March 16, 2005
The boys start a talent agency and represent a woman named Wing in Hollywood.
premiered on Wed, March 23, 2005
S9E4 Best Friends Forever
Can Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock?
premiered on Wed, March 30, 2005
S9E5 The Losing Edge
The boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help them lose in baseball so they won't have to go to the finals. Meanwhile, Randy trains to fight other parents during Stan's games.
premiered on Wed, April 06, 2005
S9E6 The Death of Eric Cartman
When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.
premiered on Wed, April 13, 2005
S9E7 Erection Day
Jimmy gets his first erection just days before the school talent show.
premiered on Wed, April 20, 2005
S9E8 Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.
premiered on Wed, October 19, 2005
Butters fake his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.
premiered on Wed, October 26, 2005
S9E10 Follow That Egg
Ms Garrison realises she still has feelings for Mr Slave. But Mr Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new boyfriend, Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same sex marriage bill.
premiered on Wed, November 02, 2005
S9E11 Ginger Kids
Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them.
premiered on Wed, November 09, 2005
S9E12 Trapped in the Closet
Several religious leaders recongize Stan as the second coming of Christ, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation.
premiered on Wed, November 16, 2005
S9E13 Free Willzyx
When a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to send it home.
premiered on Wed, November 30, 2005
S9E14 Bloody Mary
Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.
premiered on Wed, December 07, 2005
S10E1 The Return of Chef
After a long hiatus, Chef returns to South Park, but the boys notice that he isn't the same friend he used to be.
premiered on Wed, March 22, 2006
S10E2 Smug Alert!
Stan persuades everyone in town to buy hybrid cars, not realizing the new cars cause a different kind of dangerous emission.
premiered on Wed, March 29, 2006
S10E3 Cartoon Wars: Part 1
The town is in panic when Family Guy angers the Muslim world by attempting to air an image of Mohammed.
premiered on Wed, April 05, 2006
S10E4 Cartoon Wars: Part 2
Cartman finds an unlikely ally in his quest to cancel Family Guy; The people of South Park bury their heads in sand pits to avoid watching the episode.
premiered on Wed, April 12, 2006
S10E5 A Million Little Fibers
Towelie's autobiography, "A Million Little Fibers", becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long?
premiered on Wed, April 19, 2006
Al Gore gets the boys trapped in Cave of the Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig"; Cartman finds treasure that he attempts to steal.
premiered on Wed, April 26, 2006
Eric's mom turns to Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer.
premiered on Wed, May 03, 2006
S10E8 Make Love, Not Warcraft
The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a high level player killing other players in World of Warcraft.
premiered on Wed, October 04, 2006
S10E9 Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Kyle sets out to prove that 9/11 wasn't a government conspiracy, and actually uncovers a government conspiracy to create a conspiracy.
premiered on Wed, October 11, 2006
S10E10 Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Kyle discovers that his brother Ike is having a sexual relationship with his kindergarten teacher. The police are reluctant to help, so Kyle is forced to turn to the new school hall monitor for help: Eric "Dawg" Cartman.
premiered on Wed, October 18, 2006
S10E11 Hell on Earth 2006
Satan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Holloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls--which means that he's going to miss the party.
premiered on Wed, October 25, 2006
S10E12 Go God Go
Cartman tries to cryogenically freeze himself so he doesn't have to wait for the new Nintendo Wii; Ms. Garrison falls for the new Evolution teacher.
premiered on Wed, November 01, 2006
S10E13 Go God Go XII
Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii.
premiered on Wed, November 08, 2006
S10E14 Stanley's Cup
When Stan loses his job as the paperboy, he decides to become the coach of the local Pee Wee Hockey team, just to make some money. Unfortunately, he gets way more than he bargained for.
premiered on Wed, November 15, 2006
S11E1 With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Stan becomes a social outcast after his father Randy says "the N-Word" on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to Randy's rescue.
premiered on Wed, March 07, 2007
S11E2 Cartman Sucks
Cartman takes a photo with Butters' penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. Meanwhile, Butters has to go to a special camp to calm his urges.
premiered on Wed, March 14, 2007
S11E3 Lice Capades
A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed.
premiered on Wed, March 21, 2007
S11E4 The Snuke
While trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park political rally.
premiered on Wed, March 28, 2007
S11E5 Fantastic Easter Special
In a parody of "The daVinci Code," Stan discovers the real reason behind Easter, decorating eggs, and the Easter Bunny.
premiered on Wed, April 04, 2007
Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves the women's bar from a Persian takeover.
premiered on Wed, April 11, 2007
S11E7 Night of the Living Homeless
One day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers.
premiered on Wed, April 18, 2007
S11E8 Le Petit Tourette
Cartman fakes having Tourette's syndrome so he can say whatever he wants, but faking the condition begins to wear on his mental filter.
premiered on Wed, October 03, 2007
S11E9 More Crap
Randy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it.
premiered on Wed, October 10, 2007
Terrorists attack Imaginationland, in an attempt to take over peoples' imagination; Kyle refuses to follow through with his promise to suck Cartman's balls.
premiered on Wed, October 17, 2007
S11E11 Imaginationland: Episode II
With the help of Stan and Kyle, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland; Cartman goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls after the leprechaun bet.
premiered on Wed, October 24, 2007
S11E12 Imaginationland: Episode III
Stan and Butters engage in battle as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces; Cartman once again goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls.
premiered on Wed, October 31, 2007
S11E13 Guitar Queer-o
Stan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game "Guitar Hero." A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship.
premiered on Wed, November 07, 2007
S11E14 The List
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
premiered on Wed, November 14, 2007
S12E1 Tonsil Trouble
After Cartman and Kyle are infected with the AIDS virus, they turn to Magic Johnson for assistance in finding a cure.
premiered on Wed, March 12, 2008
S12E2 Britney's New Look
Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her, the boys attempt to help, only to learn the secret behind the media's cruel scrutiny of celebrities.
premiered on Wed, March 19, 2008
S12E3 Major Boobage
South Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having Heavy Metal (1981) hallucinations.
premiered on Wed, March 26, 2008
S12E4 Canada on Strike
Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for Canada by turning Butters into an Internet video star.
premiered on Wed, April 02, 2008
S12E5 Eek, a Penis!
Cartman is commended for his excellent substitute teaching, so he is brought to the inner city to help the high schoolers. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison wants to be Mr. Garrison again.
premiered on Wed, April 09, 2008
S12E6 Over Logging
A prolonged Internet service outage hits South Park and most of the rest of the country, and Randy moves the Marsh family to California hoping to find a connection (and Internet porn for himself).
premiered on Wed, April 16, 2008
S12E7 Super Fun Time
A class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character.
premiered on Wed, April 23, 2008
S12E8 The China Probrem
Cartman and Butters go to P.F. Chang's to try to uncover the Chinese conspiracy to take over the U.S.. Stan and Kyle accuse Steven Spielberg and George Lucas of raping Indiana Jones
premiered on Wed, October 08, 2008
S12E9 Breast Cancer Show Ever
Cartman makes fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer. She challenges him to a fight, but he keeps finding ways to get out of it. But he also won't stop making fun of her.
premiered on Wed, October 15, 2008
With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the "Pandemic." In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park.
premiered on Wed, October 22, 2008
S12E11 Pandemic 2: The Startling
Craig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it.
premiered on Wed, October 29, 2008
S12E12 About Last Night...
While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to complete their true combined objective: a daring "Ocean's Eleven" style jewel heist.
premiered on Wed, November 05, 2008
S12E13 Elementary School Musical
The boys try to resist the "High School Musical" fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dream and try out for the basketball team.
premiered on Wed, November 12, 2008
S12E14 The Ungroundable
Butters starts hanging out with the Vampire kids, who are angering the Goth kids at South Park Elementary because everybody is confusing the Vampire kids with them.
premiered on Wed, November 19, 2008
S13E1 The Ring
The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls.
premiered on Wed, March 11, 2009
S13E2 The Coon
Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.
premiered on Wed, March 18, 2009
In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad's margarita machine.
premiered on Wed, March 25, 2009
S13E4 Eat, Pray, Queef
The fart-loving males of South Park try to ban vaginal flatulence in Colorado after "Terrance & Phillip" is replaced by "The Queef Sisters."
premiered on Wed, April 01, 2009
Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it.
premiered on Wed, April 08, 2009
S13E6 Pinewood Derby
Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down.
premiered on Wed, April 15, 2009
Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates.
premiered on Wed, April 22, 2009
S13E8 Dead Celebrities
When Ike is haunted by dead celebrities, Kyle and the boys hire professional ghost hunters to investigate the Broflovski house for paranormal activity.
premiered on Wed, October 07, 2009
S13E9 Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.
premiered on Wed, October 14, 2009
The boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport.
premiered on Wed, October 21, 2009
S13E11 Whale Whores
Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the "Whale Wars" reality show and does something about it.
premiered on Wed, October 28, 2009
S13E12 The F Word
The boys try to get the meaning of the word "fag" changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders.
premiered on Wed, November 04, 2009
S13E13 Dances with Smurfs
Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger.
premiered on Wed, November 11, 2009
When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are "taking over" the park.
premiered on Wed, November 18, 2009
S14E1 Sexual Healing
After Tiger Woods comes clean, America becomes obsessed with the "epidemic" of rich men having sex with lots of women. As a result, Kyle and Butters are labeled as sex addicts and are placed in treatment.
premiered on Wed, March 17, 2010
S14E2 The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
The boys try to write the most graphic, offensive book ever, and then blame Butters when Stan's mom finds it. But when the book is hailed as a work of literary genius, Butters becomes the "voice of a generation."
premiered on Wed, March 24, 2010
S14E3 Medicinal Fried Chicken
Randy deliberately gets testicular cancer so that he can receive a medicinal marijuana prescription, while Cartman becomes a black market KFC dealer when all of the restaurants are shut down for being unhealthy.
premiered on Wed, March 31, 2010
S14E4 You Have 0 Friends
When attempting to delete his Facebook profile, Stan is sucked into a virtual Facebook world; Kyle befriends a friendless third-grader, with drastic consequences.
premiered on Wed, April 07, 2010
Tom Cruise gathers other celebrities mocked by South Park and threatens a class action lawsuit unless the town brings Mohammed to them, so that they can obtain his powers not to be ridiculed.
premiered on Wed, April 14, 2010
As the celebrities and the gingers battle over who gets possession of Mohammed, the Super Best Friends come to Mohammed's rescue. Meanwhile, Cartman may finally discover the "real" truth about the identity of his father.
premiered on Wed, April 21, 2010
S14E7 Crippled Summer
The boys stage an intervention for Towelie after he falls off the wagon while working at Timmy and Jimmy's summer camp. At the camp, a jealous camper resorts to dirty tricks to beat Jimmy in a series of competitions.
premiered on Wed, April 28, 2010
S14E8 Poor and Stupid
Cartman wants to be a NASCAR driver when he grows up but believes he's too rich and too smart and that in order to be a NASCAR racer and enjoy it, he has to be poor and stupid. In order to achieve his goal, he enlists the help of Butters, and the feminine hygiene product Vagisil.
premiered on Wed, October 06, 2010
S14E9 It's a Jersey Thing
South Park tries to keep New Jersey from spreading to their town, and they are forced to turn to some of their enemies for help.
premiered on Wed, October 13, 2010
Stan and Mr. Mackey suffer a hoarding disorder. In an attempt to find the cause for it, they get trapped in Mr. Mackey's dream.
premiered on Wed, October 20, 2010
S14E11 Coon 2: Hindsight
A new superhero named "Captain Hindsight" emerges to help with a new BP oil spill, and The Coon tries to make sure that he joins his union of superheroes.
premiered on Wed, October 27, 2010
S14E12 Mysterion Rises
Mysterion assumes control of South Park's superhero alliance after The Coon is kicked out. Meanwhile, The Coon plots his plan for revenge by conspiring with the enemy, and where is Captain Hindsight when the world needs him?
premiered on Wed, November 03, 2010
S14E13 Coon vs. Coon and Friends
Cartman and Cthulhu get their revenge on Coon and Friends, while Mysterion continues to try and discover the secret behind his superpower of never being able to die.
premiered on Wed, November 10, 2010
S14E14 Crème Fraîche
Randy becomes addicted to the Food Network, and Sharon tries to compensate for his lack of attention by turning to the Shape Weight.
premiered on Wed, November 17, 2010
After Kyle clicks on the latest iTunes user agreement without reading it, Steve Jobs forces him to be an unwilling participant in his latest project. Meanwhile, Cartman equates his mom not giving him an iPad to sexual abuse.
premiered on Wed, April 27, 2011
After Jimmy declares that the Germans are the least funny people in the world in his comedy awards show, they retaliate by creating "Funnybot" an automated comedian who is so funny that it puts all other comedians out of work.
premiered on Wed, May 04, 2011
S15E3 Royal Pudding
During the televised Canadian royal wedding, the bride-to-be is kidnapped by an unknown entity. After a call to arms is issued to Canadians, Ike travels to Canada, abandoning his role in Mr. Mackey's kindergarten play about dental hygiene.
premiered on Wed, May 11, 2011
Thinking the school has posted the size of all the kid's penises for the whole school to see, Cartman works all the boys up into tizzy. The principal decides it's time to address Cartman's anger issues by having him take anger management classes. Cartman uses his anger to enrage the class and hold a business hostage. Stan's dad decides to teach the students how to properly measure penis size, using complex mathematical formulas.
premiered on Wed, May 18, 2011
S15E5 Crack Baby Athletic Association
Feeling guilty after watching another commercial about helpless children set to Sarah McLachlan singing, Kyle volunteers and is shocked to find Cartman helping crack babies at the hospital already. Kyle gets drawn into Cartman's despicable plot, thinking he can also help the crack babies.
premiered on Wed, May 25, 2011
S15E6 City Sushi
A new Sushi shop moves into South Park and an Asian turf war is ignited between the "Japanese" owner of City Sushi and the "Chinese" owner of City Wok.
premiered on Wed, June 01, 2011
S15E7 You're Getting Old
Stan turns ten and suddenly things change and everything seems like crap to him; music, movies, food, and life in general.
premiered on Wed, June 08, 2011
S15E8 Ass Burgers
Stan is diagnosed with Asperger's but soon realizes that the disease isn't real. Meanwhile, Cartman creates a disgusting overnight food sensation.
premiered on Wed, October 05, 2011
S15E9 The Last of the Meheecans
During a game of border patrol vs. Mexicans, where the kids play the two groups, Butters goes missing and eventually winds up in Mexico where he becomes their new leader, Mantequilla. Suddenly legal and illegal alien Mexicans flood back across the border to Mexico for a better life because of the decline of the U.S. economy. Eric joins the U.S. border patrol and squares off against Butters.
premiered on Wed, October 12, 2011
S15E10 Bass to Mouth
Kids at South Park Elementary School become enthralled with a new website called EavesDropper, which updates daily with secrets students don't want to get out. After news of a student crapping his pants leaks, Principal Victoria and staff bribe Eric into finding a way to make the problem go away. Meanwhile Stan and Kyle try to stop the culprit responsible.
premiered on Wed, October 19, 2011
S15E11 Broadway Bro Down
Randy discovers a secret: women give blow jobs after seeing stage musicals because there are hidden subliminal references to blow jobs in the songs and women don't know it. Shelly has a love interest.
premiered on Wed, October 26, 2011
Upset that the entire school has to exercise extra hard because one student, Eric, is too fat, the school plots revenge against him. When things dear to Eric start getting destroyed, he goes on a hunt to find out whom is responsible.
premiered on Wed, November 02, 2011
S15E13 A History Channel Thanksgiving
Upon Eric's advice, the boys use The History Channel's special on the first thanksgiving, to write their school report, but Stan has misgivings when the special insists aliens were part of it. A secret organization, a pilgrim from outer space, a stuffing shortage, and war between two worlds hangs in the balance and only the boys are caught in the midst of it all.
premiered on Wed, November 09, 2011
S15E14 The Poor Kid
After Kenny's parents are arrested and he and his siblings are sent to a foster home, Eric searches for who is the new poor kid in South Park and the results are shocking. Mysterion must help his brother and sister and the rest of the foster children get out of the abusive foster home.
premiered on Wed, November 16, 2011
S16E1 Reverse Cowgirl
An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom.
premiered on Wed, March 14, 2012
S16E2 Cash for Gold
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.
premiered on Wed, March 21, 2012
S16E3 Faith Hilling
The boys take part in a new, dangerous photographic meme.
premiered on Wed, March 28, 2012
Cartman starts convincing people a mystical blood-sucking from Mexico he calls the Jewpacabra, exists and that the kids and folks of South Park are in danger for the upcoming Easter Egg hunt.
premiered on Wed, April 04, 2012
As bullying at South Park Elementary becomes more severe, the kids take action against it after seeing Butters beaten up, but Butters has a secret about his tormentor.
premiered on Wed, April 11, 2012
S16E6 I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny go ziplining but find it's incredibly boring and the fellow ziplining tourists drive them crazy. Now they must do all that they can to escape from the group and get off the mountain back to normal life.
premiered on Wed, April 18, 2012
S16E7 Cartman Finds Love
There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't seem interested, Eric sets up an elaborate scheme to put the two together.
premiered on Wed, April 25, 2012
Angered over the overly sensitive parents in South Park over their kids playing football because of recent news about concussions, Randy invents the game Sarcastaball in order to get people to see how stupid they've been. But when everybody takes it seriously, Randy ends up begrudgingly taking the game national. Butters, the most knowledgeable of the game, becomes the coach for the kids.
premiered on Wed, September 26, 2012
S16E9 Raising the Bar
Cartman finally realizes he is too fat and decides to do something about it, while James Cameron realizes the societal bar has been lowered too low, and goes on a deep sea expedition to find the bar to raise it.
premiered on Wed, October 03, 2012
After Ike accidentally sees mom and dad having sex, with Gerald dressed as a UPS man, the kids create a stir leading men in South Park thinking the UPS man is secretly having sex with their wives.
premiered on Wed, October 10, 2012
S16E11 Going Native
Butters starts acting out, yelling, telling people off, and even beating one kid up. Little does Butters know, but he's reached a special age and that there's more going on than he knows, and that he wasn't born in South Park.
premiered on Wed, October 17, 2012
S16E12 A Nightmare on Facetime
The boys are excited to go trick-or-treating, dressed as the Avengers, but Stan is unable to come because Randy has bought a Blockbuster Video franchise location in South Park.
premiered on Wed, October 24, 2012
S16E13 A Scause for Applause
The world is rocked by news that a performance enhancing drug was found in test results from Jesus, used to make his miracles and thus did not die for our sins, and now people across the world become disillusioned, except Stan who refuses to cut his What Would Jesus Do? bracelet off. And in the process Stan inadvertently creates a world wide movement.
premiered on Wed, October 31, 2012
S16E14 Obama Wins!
Cartman has stolen thousands of ballots from swing states in order to assure Obama's re-election all in a bid to get himself a part in the new Star Wars movie now that Disney owns the franchise.
premiered on Wed, November 07, 2012
S17E1 Let Go, Let Gov
Cartman goes to infiltrate the NSA for his personal file, but doesn't like what he finds.
premiered on Wed, September 25, 2013
S17E2 Informative Murder Porn
The children of South Park find out their parents are watching disturbingly violent television shows about sex, murder, and betrayal, otherwise nicknamed "murder porn".
premiered on Wed, October 02, 2013
S17E3 World War Zimmerman
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.
premiered on Wed, October 09, 2013
S17E4 Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
The goth kids become worried after one of their members, Henrietta, returns from a camp intended to cure her goth, is an emo. But there is more going on than meets the eye.
premiered on Wed, October 23, 2013
S17E5 Taming Strange
Ike is going through Canadian puberty and it puts a strain of his and Kyle's friendship. The school installs a computer system hooked up to a website called IntelliLink.
premiered on Wed, October 30, 2013
S17E6 Ginger Cow
After Cartman pulls a silly prank where he puts a red wig and red spots on a cow, saying it's a "ginger cow", the middle east experiences peace but comes with a price for Kyle.
premiered on Wed, November 06, 2013
S17E7 Black Friday
The children of South Park form two battling contingents to get a PlayStation 4 or an Xbox One during a Black Friday sale. Meanwhile, Randy takes a temp job as a security guard at the mall in order to make a little extra holiday money.
premiered on Wed, November 13, 2013
S17E8 A Song of Ass and Fire
The battle for which gaming console will dominate, PlayStation 4 or Xbox, builds, with both sides of kids and the companies of each game system, vying for the win.
premiered on Wed, November 20, 2013
S17E9 Titties and Dragons
The horror of Black Friday has begun and the battle begins. Forces will join, back stabbing will occur and there will be blood. And big floppy wieners.
premiered on Wed, December 04, 2013
S17E10 The Hobbit
After Butters turns down a fat girl that asks him out, Wendy is upset over Butters' crush on Kim Kardashian because she says Kim is actually a short fat hobbit who uses photo shop to make herself look more attractive.
premiered on Wed, December 11, 2013
S18E1 Go Fund Yourself
The boys use Kickstarter to fund themselves so they can sit on their butts and do absolutely nothing, but when Eric uses the name Washington Redskins, the owner of the Redskins is determined to stop him.
premiered on Wed, September 24, 2014
S18E2 Gluten Free Ebola
Mr.Mackey is now gluten free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about how great he feels.
premiered on Wed, October 01, 2014
S18E3 The Cissy
Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
premiered on Wed, October 08, 2014
Timmy starts a new transportation service to raise money.
premiered on Wed, October 15, 2014
S18E5 The Magic Bush
Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.
premiered on Wed, October 29, 2014
S18E6 Freemium Isn't Free
Canada creates a phone app that preys on the addiction of the weak, to help make money to build Canada. When Randy discovers Stan has an addiction, he intervenes.
premiered on Wed, November 05, 2014
S18E7 Grounded Vindaloop
The boys have bought an Oculus Rift virtual reality headset and don't know who is in the real world or stuck in virtual reality.
premiered on Wed, November 12, 2014
S18E8 Cock Magic
The boys visit City Wok - but there's something shady going on.
premiered on Wed, November 19, 2014
After Ike refuses to play a new game with Kyle, Kyle thinks the new generation of kids is terrible. Cartman becomes part of this new generation. Meanwhile Randy has drama going on with the music industry.
premiered on Wed, December 03, 2014
Kyle teams up with network heads to make a Christmas special to bring the family together, and the holograms are still on the loose.
premiered on Wed, December 10, 2014
S19E1 Stunning and Brave
The boys show their respect for Caitlyn Jenner when a new principal makes them atone for a history of prejudice.
premiered on Wed, September 16, 2015
S19E2 Where My Country Gone?
Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all the undocumented immigrants.
premiered on Wed, September 23, 2015
S19E3 The City Part of Town
With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny decides to get a job at City Wok.
premiered on Wed, September 30, 2015
S19E4 You're Not Yelping
Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park.
premiered on Wed, October 14, 2015
S19E5 Safe Space
Cartman is victimised because of his body weight.
premiered on Wed, October 21, 2015
S19E6 Tweek x Craig
The East Asian girls in school are drawing intimate pictures of Tweek and Craig.
premiered on Wed, October 28, 2015
S19E7 Naughty Ninjas
The ever more PC citizens of South Park decide that they no longer need a police force. As the first American town to get rid of their cops, they plan to celebrate their advanced sensibilities with a PC Carnival.
premiered on Wed, November 11, 2015
S19E8 Sponsored Content
PC Principal's ideology is tested when the school newspaper writes about the PC Fraternity. Meanwhile ads slowly consume the Internet news, as Garrison participates in the political debate with Hilary Clinton.
premiered on Wed, November 18, 2015
S19E9 Truth and Advertising
Principal Victoria and Mr. Garrison are back in town trying to stop PC. Meanwhile Jimmy tries to uncover the secret of Leslie.
premiered on Wed, December 02, 2015
S19E10 PC Principal Final Justice
PC Principal travels around the world, destroying gentrifying districts. The town of South Park arms itself just as the gun show comes into town , Jimmy is held captive by Nathan, Kyle protects Leslie and the final showdown will start.
premiered on Wed, December 09, 2015
S20E1 Member Berries
Mr. Garrison is still on the campaign trail, and the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon.
premiered on Wed, September 14, 2016
S20E2 Skank Hunt
The boys decide they have to take down Cartman but meanwhile, Skank Hunt takes his rein of terror global.
premiered on Wed, September 21, 2016
S20E3 The Damned
Skankhunt42 is thrilled with the media attention and continues to troll.
premiered on Wed, September 28, 2016
S20E4 Wieners Out
Butters and the other boys start a retaliatory movement against the girls. Gerald fears for his secret
premiered on Wed, October 12, 2016
S20E5 Douche and a Danish
The kids get pulled in to the search for the notorious Skankhunt42. Meanwhile, Gerald joins forces with the other trolls to stop Denmark from launching TROLLTRACE.COM.
premiered on Wed, October 19, 2016
S20E6 Fort Collins
An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public.
premiered on Wed, October 26, 2016
S20E7 Oh, Jeez
PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls. Meanwhile, Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter.
premiered on Wed, November 09, 2016
S20E8 Members Only
Mr. Garrison deals with the aftermath of being elected President. Meanwhile, Gerald attempts to escape the wrath of being captured by Troll Trace and Cartman and Heidi prepare to go to Mars together.
premiered on Wed, November 16, 2016
S20E9 Not Funny
Cartman decides to go to Mars, Mr. Garrison seeks revenge on the people of South Park.
premiered on Wed, November 30, 2016
S20E10 The End of Serialization as We Know It
Stan and Kyle run away with Ike, Cartmans' trip to mars lands him on death row, Mr. Garrison and Randy help the trolls destroy a country.
premiered on Wed, December 07, 2016
S21E1 White People Renovating Houses
Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.
premiered on Wed, September 13, 2017
S21E2 Put It Down
Tweek freaks out over bomb threats from North Korea; Cartman threatens to kill himself unless he gets respect.
premiered on Wed, September 20, 2017
S21E3 Holiday Special
Everyone is going crazy as Columbus Day gets canceled and the kids try to bring it back as they would have a free day.
premiered on Wed, September 27, 2017
S21E4 Franchise Prequel
Professor Chaos begins spreading lies about Coon and Friends on Facebook.
premiered on Wed, October 11, 2017
S21E5 Hummels & Heroin
Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates, and Stan is about to be exposed as the source.
premiered on Wed, October 18, 2017
S21E6 Sons A Witches
At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone.
premiered on Mon, October 23, 2017
S21E7 Doubling Down
Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.
premiered on Wed, November 08, 2017
S21E8 Moss Piglets
Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could nab them first prize in the annual science fair.
premiered on Wed, November 15, 2017
S21E9 Super Hard PCness
PC Principal falls in love with the new Vice Principal; Kyle isn't impressed with Terrance and Phillips' new Netflix show.
premiered on Wed, November 29, 2017
S21E10 Splatty Tomato
There are "stranger things" going on when the children claim to have seen President Garrison lurking around.
premiered on Wed, December 06, 2017
S22E1 Dead Kids
Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. Meanwhile a series of school shootings occur at South Park
premiered on Wed, September 26, 2018
S22E2 A Boy and a Priest
Randy calls Stephen in a panic when he learns that the boys went camping with a Priest.
premiered on Wed, October 03, 2018
S22E3 The Problem with a Poo
Mr. Hankey answers hard questions about his past comments.
premiered on Wed, October 10, 2018
S22E4 Tegridy Farms
Randy moves the family to the country and takes up farming; The vaping craze hits South Park.
premiered on Wed, October 17, 2018
S22E5 The Scoots
A revolution in mobility is changing Halloween for everyone. Chaos erupts as every kid is out to get more candy than they have ever gotten before.
premiered on Wed, October 31, 2018
S22E6 Time to Get Cereal
The South Park citizens are in danger and the boys realize that only Al Gore can help.
premiered on Wed, November 07, 2018
S22E7 Nobody Got Cereal?
The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig; Satan steps up to help the boys and the rest of South Park.
premiered on Wed, November 14, 2018
S22E8 Buddha Box
Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety.
premiered on Wed, November 28, 2018
South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest Fulfillment Center.
premiered on Wed, December 05, 2018
S22E10 Bike Parade
With the Amazon workers striking, no one is getting their Christmas packages they ordered. On top of that, the boys' chance of winning a bike parade are jeopardized when Kenny decides to resist commercialism alongside the striking workers.
premiered on Wed, December 12, 2018
S23E1 Mexican Joker
Randy battles home-grown weed; Kyle is placed in a detention camp after Cartman reports him to ICE.
premiered on Thu, September 26, 2019
S23E2 Band in China
Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy Farms in China; Stan starts a band to work out his frustration over having to move away from South Park.
premiered on Thu, October 03, 2019
premiered on Thu, October 10, 2019
S23E4 Season 23, Episode 4
premiered on Thu, October 17, 2019
S23E5 Season 23, Episode 5
premiered on Thu, October 31, 2019