The Bronx, New York, USA
Himself
self
Tim Lockwood
voice
Mr. Allspice
Father McNally
Max Saltzman
Jerry Haggerty
Mr. Riccoli, the Pharmacist (segment "Brett Ratner")
The President
Walter
The Big Man
Frank Olchin
Colton
Mr. Henry
Sam Winters
Roy Sweeney
Sgt. Clell Hazard
Jack Glenn / Jason Glenn
Sailor in Fight
uncredited
Staff Sergeant Dohun
Sonny Corleone
Santino 'Sonny' Corleone